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  2. slaive:

    when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct

    (via mister-comedy)

     
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  4. nohighs:

    YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

    (via jodyrobots)

     
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  6. iraffiruse:

    Baby otter

    (via jodyrobots)

     
  7. worldofthecutestcuties:

    I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

    (via munchy50)

     
  8. (Source: becketts, via jodyrobots)

     
  9. kyubiisaan:

    lowwbloods:

    officialwillowpape:

    i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

    these boots are made for walkin

    The ol razzle dazzle

    (via aly-gator)

     

  10. kurgs:

    skeletongrazed:

    skeletongrazed:

    what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

    one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

    #i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

    (via aly-gator)

     
  11. babiescomefromclouds:

    I’ll never not reblog.

    (Source: mrbenwyatt, via aly-gator)

     

  12. spermbanker:

    u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

    (via aly-gator)

     
  13. nerdsexandee:

    artdeko:

    Poetry.

    When the stars align in cards against humanity the universe rejoices.

    (Source: muusudgoi, via kylesfuckingtumblr)

     
  14. the-absolute-best-posts:

    motherfuckingcheese:

    this is how you raise a child

    (Source: enelojodelculo, via kylesfuckingtumblr)

     

  15. agentgamma:

    browningtons:

    Buying games your computer can’t run

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    Buying games your computer can sorta run.

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    (via stonedserialkiller)