1. (Source: clionona, via pinkrosepetal)

     
  2. (Source: anustartpop, via pinkrosepetal)

     
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  4. contraception:

    a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

    (via pinkrosepetal)

     

  5. egberts:

    driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

    (via pinkrosepetal)

     
  6. disneybakerdcp:

    A) I LOVE SCHNAUZERS

    B) THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS I’VE EVER SEEN

    (via fuckyeahloldemort)

     

  7. averagefairy:

    moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC 

    (via fuckyeahloldemort)

     

  8. get-dressed-get-blessed:

    WHEN U TRYNA TAKE A PILL AND IT TOUCHES YA TOUNGE AND U TASTE IT

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    (via fuckyeahloldemort)

     
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  12. pajamaben:

    "y-o-u-t-w-o-s-h-o-u-l-d-d-a-t-e… wow can you believe this?"
    “you are moving the ouija board”
    “no this is legit woah looks like the ghost thinks we should date”

    (via ouijasquiji)

     

  13. jbkats:

    "paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

    (via religiousdad)

     

  14. hotwinger:

    When you stay in the theater until the closing credits are over and there’s no scene after the credits.

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    (via pricklylegs)

     

  15. bloodbending:

    blazn:

    imagine if gym leaders could use revive

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    (via religiousdad)