1. omgidrc:

    oH MY GOD I FUCKING CHOKED

    (Source: teresagudice, via pinkrosepetal)

     
  2. mammamoon:

    so in my new apartment there’s a random hole in the wall, just big enough for a drake bell shrine

    (via pinkrosepetal)

     
  3. rlaph:

    My mom wants me to start drama

    (via fuckyeahloldemort)

     

  4. trashfriend:

    little things that actually make a difference to general life happiness:
    •drinking lots of water
    •eating fresh fruit
    •thinking positively about yourself and others
    •washing your face twice a day
    •changing your sheets once a week
    •hot baths with Epsom salts
    •face masks using from things in your house
    •sleeping more than 7 hours per night
    •reorganizing your clothes, makeup, possessions etc
    •keeping your living space clean

    Using from things in your house

    (via iammetallic)

     
  5. dennys:

    ladyhalation:

    I’m engaged

    CONGRATULATIONS

     

  6. pubicles:

    Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

    (via fuckyeahloldemort)

     
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  8. shagurlwho:

    ishipitlikeups:

    For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful.

    That’s not a joke that’s a gift

    (via fuckyeahloldemort)

     

  9. bublewrap:

    burningbrigids:

    carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

    mspgay:

    snorlaxatives:

    snorlaxatives:

    aaaaalrighty-then:

    snorlaxatives:

    why is being alive so expensive

    image

    You spelled “suck” wrong.

    ???????????????????????????????

    i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

    • why is being alive so suck
    • why is being alive suck
    • why is suck
    • suck is being alive so expensive
    • why suck so expensive

    ?????

     

    image

    what the hell is going on

    imagine how is touch the suck

    imagine how is suck the sky

    (Source: snorlaxatives, via fuckyeahloldemort)

     
  10. stopdrake2k14:

    PEOPLE HAVE BEEN PUTTING DRAKE’S FACE ON WHEELCHAIR SIGNS AROUND TORONTO

    (via iammetallic)

     
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  12. (Source: broriarty, via iammetallic)

     

  13. nicklugo:

    Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

    -.-

    (via fuckyeahloldemort)

     

    1. dehydrated hoe: you look like a dweeb caring around that water bottle all day lol
    2. me: yeah bitch well you look like a crunch bar and I bet ya pee is yellow
     

  14. perilousseas:

    equiuszahhot:

    do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song

    (Source: mangacartaholygrail, via fuckyeahloldemort)